Something I learned at work today: Chimerism and... →
The speed of which pumpkins and melons grow in Minecraft terrifies me sometimes. They’re like rabbits. On the other hand, Nether wart is a pain in the butt. Oh, don’t give me that look, pumpkin.
UC System: How long will it take for public school...
It’s commonly known that public schools are more affordable than their private counterparts due to differing administrative and cost obligations. Public institutions are supported by state funds, a percentage of which includes monies from taxes. Because of this, public systems, such as the good ol’ UC system, are state owned, and restrictions placed on these systems help create...
From the mnmlist blog: "living for everyone else" →
IT vs. US coffee sizes
Mom: Why are most of the servings for coffee in Italy so small?
Me: Because that's how it's traditionally served. You're supposed to drink it after you order it at the "bar". Not take it to-go.
Mom: Then why do we have such big sizes here? Like grande, or venti.
Me: Because America is an obese nation.
Duke professor leaves classroom, hopes to restore... →
xomegagold asked: Ok so how do I comment on things, I'm still a noob :(
RambleRamble - The College Majors and Employment...
I really cringe when I read articles such as these that tout the “cash cow” potential for pursuing a college degree. Wait, no. Cringe is too light of a word. “Worked up” is more appropriate. Below is my commentary, complete with rants and raves. Original article in italics. Not all college majors are created equal By Michelle Singletary, Published: January 14 I have this game I play when I meet...
A short cover of Sarina Paris’ “Look...
MW2 end credits music, featuring themes from...
crayongiraffe asked: .... Yes. Yes. I actually used that same joke on Halloween when I was Robin :D
crayongiraffe asked: Maybe it is like a mask and you have to cover your mouth and go steal actual clothing D:
“Such Great Heights” -The Postal...
Health Concerns of Soy Intake – Does Consumption...
Short version: No. Too few human studies and a lack of statistically significant results are insufficient to warn men against soy consumption. Long version: Read on, Sherlock. And no, that is not an insult. I myself love Sherlock Holmes. Soy may be regarded as a wonder food. Containing all the essential amino acids, it is an excellent protein substitute for those who wish to stay away from animal...
A wonderful fact to reflect upon, that every human creature is constituted to be...– Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities (via bookmania)
Exchange between my brother and I. We are each other's enablers for bad jokes...
Bro: Hey Jenny, what do you call two Vietnamese guys playing basketball?
Me: I don't know, what?
Bro: "Hoanh on Hoanh".
Bro: What about four?
Me: Can't think of anything.
Bro: "Tu on Tu". What about six guys?
Me: "Thuy on Thuy"
Bro: You're catching on.
Me: So eight would be "Pho on Pho"?
Bro: EXACTLY. See, you're catching on.
Me: Does this mean I "Nguyen" something?
"Where's my bread"
Mom: Nasaan ang bread ko?!? Nasaan? Where's my bread?!?!
Brother: She ate it so fast, she forgot that she ate it.
therealstunner asked: What do you think about the human soul? What do you believe it is? You poop.
Anonymous asked: Did you finally learn how to use chopsticks? And did you know your apartment isnt haunted? ITS REALLY HAUNTED.
Anonymous asked: Don't you go by poop too?
Anonymous asked: Don't you go by Columbia too?
Anonymous asked: Is your name Jen Ann or Jen...??
A shits-and-giggles version of “I’m...
“The Finger Points to You” - Maxayn